really hoping someone brings weed to camp

Kind of you to invite us

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RESTS LONGER THAN 20 BARS

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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londonphile:

@CalendarClubUK 

We’ve got a new image for all you Benedict Cumberbatch fans. Enjoy! Don’t forget to pre-order http://bit.ly/Usfs97  pic.twitter.com/G6EDZCTT76

londonphile:

We’ve got a new image for all you Benedict Cumberbatch fans. Enjoy! Don’t forget to pre-order

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azizansafari:

so i got my teeth whitened today

image

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mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

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fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

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